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Alex. Pansexual. Single (surprise surprise). Addicted to electronic music and indie/post rock. Currently loooooving a band called MONO. Amateur writer. Follows back. Always. Always up for a chat. Love ya!

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

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"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

always-kira-lee:

Who knew

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
- Anonymous

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

ttiigerlily:

alizena:

Best headline I have ever seen.


OH MY COTTON.

ttiigerlily:

alizena:

Best headline I have ever seen.

OH MY COTTON.

progmatic:

4,075 shares

progmatic:

4,075 shares

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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katara:

I can’t breathe

easyblusherin:

OMG MY DAD, EVERYONE
my moms away for a bit and it’s just him and my brother.

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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