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Alex. Pansexual. Single (surprise surprise). Addicted to electronic music and indie/post rock. Currently loooooving a band called MONO. Amateur writer. Follows back. Always. Always up for a chat. Love ya!

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

gubbins-r-us:

Did he just…

gubbins-r-us:

Did he just…

theairclub:

you:

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me:

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I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
4gifs:

I must go…my people need me

4gifs:

I must go…my people need me

fairyfoolishness:

peterpayne:

Pretty sure there’s a typo on this page.

OH MY GOD

fairyfoolishness:

peterpayne:

Pretty sure there’s a typo on this page.

OH MY GOD

nayx:

im the parents that your drug warned you about

cartel:

officialpollen:

celebrities that get more shit than they should:

  • nicki minaj
  • ke$ha
  • miley cyrus
  • lorde
  • lindsay lohan

celebrities that don’t get enough shit:

  • justin bieber
  • nash grier
  • justin bieber

Nash isn’t a celebrity, he’s an over rated douche bag.

offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her